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The belief that Morgan Freeman is in actual fact the late and great guitarist, Jimi Hendrix.
"I don't care what you say, Morgan Freeman is actually Jimi Hendrix and it's all one big cover up."
"You're a fucking loony. No way is Morgan Hendrix. That's just crazy talk."
When someone who claims to be a stoner or smoker smokes but doesn't actually inhale properly only pulling it into their mouth and not their lungs. They will insist that they do properly inhale but they do not.
Person 1: I saw this asian guy at the train station today and he morgan toked an entire cigarette not properly inhaling one toke!
Person 2: What a fucking waste. To be fair it might have been sterling rolling tobacco and that shits vile.
A sexual position made famous when "news" commentator Piers Morgan, repeatedly re posted a meme of himself on Twitter engaged in the the act with then President of the United States, Donald Trump. In this act one man pierces the anus of another man with his tongue while sitting in a swivel chair, with the receiving person balanced on another swivel chair on all fours in front of him. Both men then try to swivel as much as possible without breaking the bond between anus and tongue. Often the "Pierser" is made to be cuckold and hold the position while the man in front is pleasured to finish by a third party. This secondary act has also been called "Guest Hosting Piers Morgan".
When Donald Trump was found guilty of treason, he offered the investigator a Piers Morgan to let him send one final tweet...which he used to brag about how many people watched his sentencing.
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The act of wearing a condom and wrapping ones testicles and/or pubic region in cellophane before performing intercourse with their partner while she is on the menstrual cycle.
Man: Yeah, my girlfriend was on the rag, so I had to pull a Dexter Morgan.
Friend: That must have been like a murder scene.
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is a kind loyal and sweet and is always concerned about what is going on. he loves to play all sports especially baseball. somewhat popular but gets bullied sometimes. he is a good listener and is always there for people. when he gets in a relationship he loves them deeply and will not hurt them at all. he is smart but lazy too. he chooses to not do things when he can. has a c average in grades. he is shy with his girlfriends when they hangout at first but really gets to know them after a while and in'st shy.
cool kid : man that kid loves baseball
girl 2: yea i know must be a boy morgan
When something Significant happens in your life, and it is noticeable to you or other people
I just won a rodeo, that’s was a “Morgan Moment “
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