1).When one feels an intense desire tor performing cunnilingus.
2).When one has a great craving for buttermilk muffins.
1.) Mark: Dude I've got the muffin munchies
Joe: Yeah me too, I could use a blueberry muffin.
Mark: Nah man, I just talked to your sister and she told me that this evening, I could take a bite of her muffin. *makes slurping noise*
Joe:My sister?! I'll choke you asshole.
2.)Oh Boy! I saw a commercial of a peach muffin, and now I've got the muffin munchies!
a non derogatory less subtle term for a Tampon.
I need to stop at the store to change my muffin plug.
A term ppl in online games like world of Warcraft use to describe a created female character of the gnome race that's sexy!
Hey did you see jewels created char? She created quite the gnome-muffin character!
Little bite-sized (1.5cm x 1.5cm) balls of muffin. It is pieces of just muffin top baked into small balls.
Yo did you try lang's muffin balls?
Yeah man they were delicious!
1. One who prefers intercourse with fat chicks.
2. Someone who has a habit of hooking up with fat women, whether preferred or not.
"Yo, check out that kid with all them fat chicks around him." -Bro 1
"Yeah, he's definitely a Muffin Juggler." -Bro 2
Woman defeats someone, Positions herself over their face and Squats. "Muffin Squat"
A very cute/adorable person you just want to tackle and squeeze whenever you see them.
He was such a squiggle muffin when I saw him on the street.
I got excited when I saw that Squiggle Muffin walk into the room.