The opposite of a stud muffin.
That guy is a total dud muffin.
Are you going home with that guy?
Hell no, he's just a dud muffin.
A term ppl in online games like world of Warcraft use to describe a created female character of the gnome race that's sexy!
Hey did you see jewels created char? She created quite the gnome-muffin character!
1).When one feels an intense desire tor performing cunnilingus.
2).When one has a great craving for buttermilk muffins.
1.) Mark: Dude I've got the muffin munchies
Joe: Yeah me too, I could use a blueberry muffin.
Mark: Nah man, I just talked to your sister and she told me that this evening, I could take a bite of her muffin. *makes slurping noise*
Joe:My sister?! I'll choke you asshole.
2.)Oh Boy! I saw a commercial of a peach muffin, and now I've got the muffin munchies!
a non derogatory less subtle term for a Tampon.
I need to stop at the store to change my muffin plug.
Little bite-sized (1.5cm x 1.5cm) balls of muffin. It is pieces of just muffin top baked into small balls.
Yo did you try lang's muffin balls?
Yeah man they were delicious!
Muffin Rocker is,basically,someone who likes to fuck fat people,because they like the feeling of their rolls.
Guy-"Dude Your such a muffin rocker"
Guy 2-"I can't help it;I like how it feels"
An absorbent pad used to collect any number of bodily fluids excreted from a female.
Oops, I just sneezed and really need to change my muffin sponge.