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Farmer Five

The farmer five is a term that relates to the television availability in rural areas of the country.

Typically the local free access channels that gives us our weather, sports and local news.
Most often they are PBS, NBC, ABC, CBS and FOX.

The farmer five is all that is available to us in the areas where we cannot get cable, internet or not have the money for the satellite.

by Mrs.Chicken2 December 3, 2016


five much

way more than "too much" two much

That girl wore an all hot pink outfit today, from head to toe. That was like, five much right there.

by g.lovee August 25, 2010


Famous Five

The undeniably amazing yet jizzless act of self pollution a fifth time in the day ...

Dan , I did it, the forth was a chin shot but I managed the famous five at the stroke of the hour....it was a disappointing spuff though.

by Dan Das Welt Man November 23, 2016


Burn Five

After a person is 'burned' by an acceptable comeback a Burn Five can be initiated.

1. Person who says the burn puts their hand out with palm facing up.
2. A member who hears the burn then slaps the hand, then slides it off making a "Tsssss" sound. This is known as the 'hand touching the hotplate'.

"That's the worst thing I've ever seen!"
"Clearly you've never looked in a mirror. BURN!"
(hand out) *slap* *Tsssss*

Thus, the Burn Five.

by Names Fakely October 21, 2011


ring five

Essentially as a serious-couple-thing, i.e. when married -- doing a "high five" except performing it by "clinking" your wedding rings against each other; for example in a fist-bump manner.

I ring fived my husband cause I was proud of him since he mastered a job interview today

by NoShadeRed January 5, 2022


bump five

what happens when there is miscommunication and one person goes for a fist bump while the other goes for a high five.

even more awkward is the chest bump version of the bump five.

obama and rahm emanuel shared an awkward celebratory fist bump five soon after they won the election.

ray lewis collided violently with poe in an impromptu chest bump five. poe sustained a sprained wrist and bruised ribs.

by sudoer extraerrorordinaire November 16, 2009


Condolence-Five

The Condolence Five is given to whom something bad has happened.

Ian's friend get dumped so Ian gave his friend a "Condolence-Five"

by Quinnstefani December 4, 2014