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An advanced sexual technique in which a woman consumes a large amount of French onion soup prior to lovemaking, then proceeds to release a yellowish discharge while her partner is performing cunnilingus. The flavor closely resembles that of a decomposed onion.
Guy 1: "Last night, Jane gave me a decomposed onion."
Guy 2: "Shit, that's disgusting."
Guy 1: Actually, it wasn't as bad as I expected. I'm heading by her office in about an hour to do it again!"
The smell of hot, stinky, sweaty, sex. A smell you might smell after having sex on the a prison yard, with or against your will.
She smell's like yard onions and cheap motel conditioner after a gang bang at the Holiday Inn!
Some weird ass kiddo that eats toilet paper while he sleeps.
"A Onion Jack is a dude who eats paper while looking at a chick's ass."
An individual, usually male, whose face is extremely distorted resembling the haphazard symmetry of onion rings.
Comparing the ugliest of your friends up parallel to an onion ring and finding surprising similarities in shape, texture, and color that you involuntarily feel the urge to call them "Onion Face."
Onion Hole is best described as a foul, putrid, and/ or unkempt vagina.
Right before I went down on this girl I met at the bar, I smelled her Onion Hole & I nearly puked.
Blooming onion is where one sticks there hand into ones anus and proceeds to slowly open there hand
Baby I want to try this new thing it’s called blooming onion.