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Baggy trousers worn by old people. The waist is usually elasticated because the wearer has arthritic fingers incapable of fastening buttons and zips. The decrepit bag-wearer always forgets to wash these repulsive garments which end up smelling like a Paki's toilet on a particularly bad day. Pensioner Pants are very popular with obese, long-past-it security guards who bore you to death with tales of their holidays in South Africa.
Good God! Look at Pork Scotch! What's the old twat wearing now?
They're his Pensioner Pants. Had them since 1973 and never washed them.
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A fantastic new song explaining the sloppy appearance of American youth debuted on American Idol
"Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground!!"
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A PERSON WHO THINKS HE'S IN CHARGE.USUALLY ,A BALL WASHER AT WORK.
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The unshorn parts of a woman's nether regions.
Ya see a chik with thick eyebrows, you know she's sportin the tarantula pants.
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Best thing God has ever invented
*Girl with TNA Pants walks by*
Arroused Guy #1: OMG dude look look look!
Arroused Guy #2: Holy Shit *Boner*
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Another word for pajamas, but mostly used when referring to pajama bottoms. Sleepy pants are often worn to bed and for spending lazy days around the house.
I can't wait to get home from work and change into my sleepy pants.
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A person in an organization (usually in sales) that is definitely a male, but has some very strange metro-sexual, gay, or effeminate traits. The person usually dresses in a very preppy style, is boyishly handsome; but orders drinks often associated with women rather than men. Also has emotions much more aligned with women than men. Rises to anger quickly but argues non-sensically and often seems to be pouting when he doesn't get his way. Often displays traits of a drama queen.
Wow, did you see how Lou was behaving in the finance meeting today? He either has PMS or is a complete Nancy Pants.
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