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When someone of the Homosapien Species enters a relationship, updates all of their Social Media Profiles to reflect their new relationship status, ONLY to break up with said homosapien within a weeks time.
9/30/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from SINGLE to in a relationship.
10/2/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from IN A RELATIONSHIP to SINGLE.
"Damn Girl, you always end up in them FLASH RELATIONSHIPS."
When two people can facetime each other and act like complete idiots and still love each other.
Will: Does something stupid
Kylie: Laughs then does something else stupid
Both: Die inside and love each other
Others: Wow look at that perfect relationship
When you're technically 'dating' someone, but the actual relationship between you and that person has less than a platonic friendship would. Dating someone only on paper, basically.
Me and this guy are back together, but it's such a paper relationship this time! Ugh!
A relationship that begins around Christmas and New Year (often started with a drunken hookup at a party) and that dies around Easter. A Jesus Relationship is often between two people who are incompatible, and survives for a few months due to the heightened joy around the holiday season, but dies as the year progresses.
Dan: Me and Mary weren't compatible, we were doomed to a Jesus Relationship.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.
Basically, it's the most toxic relationship that can ever exist where the girl keeps giving undless chances for the boy who doesn't deserve them. He doesn't love or care and she keeps thinking he will start caring at some point.
Meriem : love me.
Yasser : i don't need to, i already do.
Aya : rayan would never tell me that.
*screams angrily for rayan to come*
Rayan : are we breaking up? yeeeyyyy
Yasser : yikes, that's an A&R relationship
A new-logo salesperson (someone who focuses on securing brand new clients) who's priority is on developing relationships first and closing the sale second.
Relationship Hunter(s) get to know their clients as people first and build friendships that produce lifelong customers.
When someone fucks with the lives of two people who would otherwise be loving their lives without difficulties.
The girl wanted to make their lives difficult by fucking with their lives, in an effort at relationship sabotage, one way of driving a wedge between two people to to play both the way the saboteur plays all sides.