Rick Santorum

After intercourse, the man wipes his member covered in Santorum with his hand and asks "What did the hand say to the face?" Before his partner can reply, he smacks them across the face with his Santorum-covered hand.

I promptly wiped my cock after fucking my girl friend in the ass and asked in a sweet tone "What did the hand say to the face?" and quickly slapped her before she could answer.

I'm Rick Santorum bitch!

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Rick Rolled

When searching for video on youtube.com and instead of getting what you want you end up watching one of Rick Astley's music videos...

Dave:" I went on youtube to check out Criss Angel's illusions and end up getting Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up"

Austin:" HA you got Rick Rolled"

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Rick Raped

To be "Rick Roll'd" while streaming videos three or more times in one sitting.

Guy 1: "Dude, I was trying to find that new College Humor video last night, but I got Rick Roll'd five times!"

Guy 2: "Jeez, you got Rick Raped."

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Rick E

A person who is generally a fake punk bitch. Actual name generally isnt rick but doesnt like their real name. Occasionally has anger-fueled outbursts. Normally doesn't mesh well with people named Ian. Sometimes has a hot sister.

Please don't invite him, he's such a Rick E. He's the worst.

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Pickle Rick

(Pįćl-ŕīķ) Pickle Rick:
n - A fictional character from the popular adult cartoon Rick and Morty

{SPOILER ALERT!}

Pickle Rick appears in season 3, episode 3, and is in the 24 overall episode. The protagonist, Rick, turns himself into a pickle, so as to escape a family therapy session with his daughter, Beth, his granddaughter, Summer, and his grandson, the other protagonist, Morty.

But, Rick's plan backfires, and he ends up falling down the sewer. Using his advances intellect, while unable to move, lures a cockroach, and kills it. He then proceeds to create a body suit made of rat parts, by probing the brain to control it. He escapes the sewer, and ends up in a foreign top secret base, and kills everyone. He ends up back with his family by the end, them having changed from the therapy session.

This episode is one of the more gory ones and may not be suitable for all viewers.

Rick creates many catchphrases ober the course of 3 seasons, and the, "wonderful" community adopts them, and start saying it all. The. Time. It is ok to say it when the situation is appropriate, but fans have began to say it out of context, randomly.

"Pickle Rick" has become a popular phrase, and even a meme

Friend: I'M PICKLE RICK!
Me: Shut the fuck up ! *proceeds to jam thumbs in friend's eyes*

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Rick Sanchez

A genius fictional character that has discovered time travel, Rick is a character from Rick and Morty. He is 82 years old and very athletic, a funny guy.

Guy 1: dude do you like that tv show Rick and Morty and what’s your favourite character.

Guy 2: I do and my favourite character is Rick Sanchez

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rick astly

open to read definition~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do i, a full commitments what im thinking of, you wouldnt get this from any other guy, i just wanna tell you how im feeling, gotta make you understand
NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP NEVER GONNA LET U DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT U NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT U

you've been rick-rolled bitch
never gonna give u up- rick astly

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