After doing messy anal sex with your girl. You pull out and give her a hot shot with your rusty musket.
After a long night of Mexican food and margaritas a rusty musket was inevitable.
A rusty towball is when you are smashing a chick in the ass and then when you pull your cock out of there you have a big lump of shit on your helmet.
my mate Ryan was fucking this chick the other night and half way through fucking her up the ass he pulled his cock out and to his horror he found his helmet covered in shit. she gave him a rusty towball.
Is the walk after getting anally fucked after fucking with your period. Because of the cum and blood mix together to make a rusty color dripping down your leg.
I should not have worn my white pants after my rusty Alice this morning.
When a womans on her period and shes getting fucked vaginally, then she gets fucked in the ass therefore creating a rusty sock.
Randy came over for Christmas dinner and was bragging about how he gave a Lot Lizard a rusty sock
During sexual intercourse, giving a woman who has not wiped her ass in a few days a reverse cowgirl.
God, my dick still has crap on it from that Rusty Throne
I like Rusty Throne's
When a chick is fucked in the ass with such ferocity that she bleeds and shits on your dick, then you proceed to make her suck you cock.
So how'd it go last night?
Dude this girl is a freak! I told he I wanted to give her a Rusty Conwell and she was totally down!
Gross.
When a man fake tans his penis resulting in it looking like a rusty mallet. (alternative definition: A heavy hammer object left out in the rain.)
Mike struck me with his rusty mallet this morning.