An overwhelming emotion in response to the cancellation of the entire NCAA Mens Basketball Tournament.
"Why are you so sad this week? Coronavirus got you down?"
"No. It's March Sadness. There's no basketball this month, and there's no other sport to turn to!"
Being sad but the next level.
Person 1: Dude are you okay you look sad
Person 2: Nah dude I’m sister sad
Person 1: Dang bro that sucks
When a phrase could be taken as sexual but also depressing or awkward.
Guy 1: *referring to test scores*... and no matter what I did, I just couldn't get it up.
Guy 2: Ha! Sad giggity.
An absolute GODESS who created the best animation ever about the Dream SMP war
Pogger: dude SAD - ist made another animation
dude: NO WAY RLLY?
pogger: POG
dude: POG
When you have had too much to drink that you can’t get it up. Your weenie is a sad giraffe.
Oh honey we can’t do it tonight... those Jackie Daniels shot gave me a sad giraffe.
The shits. Intense serious squirts like Niagara Falls coming out of your ass. What Terry gets when she eats at Chipotle.
Dude, did you hear about Terry? She had a case of liquid sadness while in traffic the other day. She ruined her pants.
A fleshlight
Inspired by lyrics from the Teddy Hyde song Sex With a Ghost
Teddy Hyde : I’m making friction with a sad vacuum