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Retards, general handicap people who made it into everyday life, making it harder for you. Their parents should have got a shovel and buried them in the back yard
Look at that shovel kid over there..
Work which achieves no useful purpose but is mandated as some kind of political requirement in order to achieve some actual objective.
It'd be a 5 minute job if it weren't for all the dirt shoveling.
When you spoon, fuck, then shovel her out the door
Tom: "Dude don't spork and shovel my girl"
Nick: Sorry bro, already done
The arse belonging to somebody who frequently participates in anal sex, acting as the passive partner (the one having their rectum penetrated). In such a case the arse is referred to metaphorically as a shovel, due to the fact that it "shovels in a lot of cock".
Aaron really loves taking cock, he's got a shovel arse!
A double shovel is a sexual maneuver that is done with a partner. It is performed when the user fists themself until they defecate in their own hand. Afterwards the user must grasp the waste and shove it into the partners butthole.
My sneaky link, whom i met on tinder, performed a double shovel on me until my completion
To carry out work that will have to be repeated/undone at a later date.
This term originated in the mining industry where workers would unintentionally block their entrance and therefore have to move the soil for a second time in order to exit.
Example 1:
Don't leave that there or you will have to double shovel it.
Example 2:
I had to double shovel that because I didn't think it through.
the act of putting a shovel in your partners anaus and they proceed to dig up the remains of a dead relative whilst you fuck a wild hog until it dies. Then you both fuck the dead person until the shovel pops out of her/his ass.
Me and my girlfriend where just Junk Shoveling last week.