orange soda shorty

crush , referring to the soda

“She’s my orange soda shorty”
“Ohh shes your crush??

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soda can tab

If someone hands you a soda can tab, it means you owe them a kiss.

"Dude, she gave me a soda can tab"
"score"

Jones Soda co.

the world's greatest soda company with unusual flavors like blue bubble bum, chocolate fudge, and turkey gravy.

jones soda co. is the best

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Poor person soda

Extremely cheap, off brand soda. Usually found at your local dollar store or at your drunk stepdad's place. Tastes like carbonated backwash.

"goddammit Michael! Get your filthy fingers off my poor person soda! What are you trying to do? Feed the whole neighborhood?!?

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road soda

Noun.
A road soda is your best aid if you're thirsty, sleepy, hungry or bored.

I'm so thirsty! We've been like driving for five hours... Ahh... We just need some road sodas.

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diet soda offset

The curious way some people will order a 2000 calorie,grease laden,artery blocking,"obesity-in-a-bag" fast food meals and order a diet soda as if they were really concerned about healthy eating and the soda will magically negate all the fat grams.

I ordered the Maple Bacon Ice Cream Sundae at Denny's along with a diet soda offset.

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soda in the water cup

When a cheap bastard or "badass" kid orders a free water and fills it up with soda in a fast food restaurant. Also a sick song by Attila.

"Bitch at mcdonalds just saw me put soda in the water cup."

"Omg I'm rank 2 badass cuz I put soda in the water cup!!!"

"Dude I just listened to soda in the water cup. Sickest shit ever. Fronz is a beast."