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making a girl squirt like how a llama spits
Tyler made was able to make his fat girlfriend squirt the llama.
As boys have NNN girls have NSS.
Tanisha: Hey, Jane did you you pass the first day of No Squirt September?
Jane: No.
When you go to fart and it sounds like there's too much gas/air inside that is stopping the poop to come out, and it's all bubbly sounding
I was constipated and needed to go real bad but when I sat on the toilet nothing was came out but
could hear the gas been squeezed through the hole and so was making these what I call "bubble squirts"
Weak, diluted alcoholic beverages. Cheap beer and or bottom shelf liquor or weak pours from tenders.
Bud light? That crap is veal squirt. Try this Spacesuit IPA.
When both partners are too lazy to take shirts off and a hand job is just too good to hold back. that dangling shirt may just end up getting wet
Damn it! You should've taken my shirt off! I had a squirt mishap!
The act in which one is taking a shit, but said shit comes out too fast/early and it goes all over ones ballsack.
Jb: Dude, I took a shit last night and it went all over my balls.
Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!
An Asian Massage Parlor that specializes in happy endings, especially one that features Mongolian women.
"After dining at the restaurant P.F. Chang's, I was dined upon at the Squirt Yurt H.J. Wang's."