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Townies are nt scrubbas at all iv stopd bare fyts m8. we dnt lke moshas cz dey r scrubbas n fink der solid, girls r mena wear make-up not lads ya fukin puffs n lambrini n casini r mint drinkz evn do der cheap townies can twat da fukin shit owt ov meny goths n shit.
n y da fuk u callin uz slags we shag cuz we wont 2 so piss off.
rockies-£120
fred perry-£45
lacoste tacksuit-£175
tnz-£100-£150
u du da fukin maths we AINT TRAMPS!!!
dis is a townie convo
reet u sik layd,buzin las nyt ad a bit ov weed n shit
yar fuk me gt wrekd owt me ed piss funi
what is so hard 4 figa owt wat that meenz!!!
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Any person who claims to be alternative or indie but is actually are townie in denial. Similar breeds are sprouting up over the country. See also skownie.
"That girl is SEXY!"
"No she's not. She's such a neo-townie."
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The United States version of a townie. If not homeless, US townies rarely if ever leave the street corner that they live on, and essential spend their time pestering girls to fuck them, pestering store owners in general, trying to start fights, and hustling people for cash to buy weed. Speaking of which, US townies are always pathetically destitute, yet refuse to either get a job or quit smoking pot every day, so they end up begging and bullying everyone they've ever seen before to give them cash til they can come up with ten bucks or trying to get them to "smoke them up" or offering to "throw down", by which they usually mean give you a buck or two, to smoke up with you and hog the blunt until they smoke 3/4 of it. Their poverty also makes it impossible for them to smoke in any reasopnably safe or secluded location, meaning that nearly all of their 12-a-day smoke "sessions" happen in "the spot" which is an alley between a bank and a burned-out theater or "the other spot" which is behind two trees on the edge of a parking lot. Oh yeah, they hustle for booze a lot too, and spend at least 3 hours a day asking everyone with facial hair to buy them 40s. They are rarely, if ever, older than 16. Their lives are as repetetive as humanely possible.
Hey, look at those townies. Let's not get anywhere near them, one them talked to me before which means I'll have to explain to him 12 times why I'm not giving him any cash.
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a female chav, loves to do lots of 'chav' like things. can often be found with a can of cheap cider loitering late at night. can sometimes be accompanied by male chav for breeding purposes.
girl1 :"did you see her shag that guy outside the burbery store last night"
girl2 :"yeah, she is such a towny whore"
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1. Someone who spends an unnecessary amount of time with someone of a local college town or local area, who is not of said residency themselves.
2. Someone who almost turns into a townie because they spend so much time with people who live in the local residency.
An example of an honorary townie is Kienstra.
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Female member of the Townie Species, often takes part in unsafe mateing with randome people at a low age, often smokes and talks like they have a major trought infection or dont know how to comtrol the pitch of there voice. they eat a very small amount a mounth and the stomach is lined with swallowed tobaco and seemen. can be found in allyways street corners Mc donalds and other places a penis can be found
"INIT BRUV!! IM A TOTAL SLAG MAN!!! YOU WANT A BLOW JOB OR A FUCK!? WAIT IN LINE!! PLEASE TAKE A TICKET BRUV!! men on left and women on right"
See Also - HOOKER, SLUT, LIVESTOCK, PREGNANCY, AND OTHER DEMINING THINGS
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The only people in the entire country of England that have any fucking sense and don't such the US's dick. Spoken like a true American.
Person 1: Did you see that townie?
Person 2: Yeah, he reminded me of a redneck that I meet in Arkansas last year. Cool guy, but I couldn't get pass the country music though.
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