Take a Maurice

Take a dump after you immediately enter a building

Wow - I just got back from lunch. I can't do any work, I gotta take a Maurice first.

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taking it personally

one who sees or hears something, be it a comment or picture (usually online, because this person has no REAL life) and interprets the meaning to be directed at them; and must retaliate in the most unthinkable ways and defend themselves to the utmost degree (lies and exaggerations included) all the while going to sleep alone every night.

Damn, Lise seems to be TAKING IT PERSONALLY ~ must be because she is a goat-necked snaggle toothed troll... And we said so...

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take that L

accepting your loss

Come on Jake she just won't go to prom with you take that L

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take to school

1.To show someone how it's done.
2.Beat someone in a competition.
3.Prove someone wrong.

Well, Quentin, you beat him 5-0, you really took him to school.

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take a number

a reply. used when one of many people ask you to do the same thing.

i.e. james asked me for a sack this weekend, i had to tell him to take a number bc i already had 4 other people ask, too

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Take a break

This relationship is over. I will tell you "let's take a break" because it seems like there is a chance that everything will work out, but I don't want to be with you, so that won't happen. This is often used in conjunction with several lies to make the other person "feel better" about the situation.

"Maybe we should just take a break"
"Ummm, okay..."
"Don't worry, I'm sure everything will be fine, I just need some space and time to figure things out"
"Are you dumping me?"
"No way, you're my girl!" (Lie)
"Promise?"
"Of course..." (Lie)

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Take a trump

When your poop comes out orange and angry

The President is taking a big, steamy trump all over immigrants. (Take a trump)

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