tear checking

Traditionally, convicts or other thugs will get a tear-shaped tattoo under one eye to show that they have killed somebody. Tear checking is the act of testing the hardness of one with a tear-shaped tattoo to determine if they're actually just a bitch.

After tear checking the nigga from Tier 3, the new convict was rushed to the infirmary with life-threatening injuries.

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tear and gag

Tearing the bitch in two (see drop the hammer), whilst stifling any sound that she tries to make.

Person A: What you upto this weekend dude?
Person B: Tear and gag mate, tear and gag!
Perosn A: Word!

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Indian Tear

When you lack the need to defecate and the only excrement you can muster to expel from your anus is a tiny pellet.

Patrick: "Man, I really wanted to upper deck that toilet... but I couldn't poop, so I squeezed out an Indian Tear..."

Matt: "Go put an Indian Tear on this dollar so we can play poo dollar"

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Emo Tears

Used to mockingly express sympathy for another individual.

Aww, isn't that sad? I'm crying big emo tears for you.

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Single Tear

When a dude can just ooze out a single droplet while cumming.

Zain's gf totally loves facials, but sadly for her, he's just a single tear dude.

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Trail of Tears

The small strip of hair leading down a girls back to her ass crack. Not a desirable trait in females. Typically found on Italian and Mediterranean women.

Oh shit man, it was all over when I saw her Trail of Tears. She has more hair on her crack than me.

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Liberal Tears

Term coined by conservative podcast host Ben Shapiro. The whole point of the word is to make fun of liberal snowflakes who cry about the dumbest thing. (Like the gender of a potato)

Liberal: NOOO YOU CAN’T JUST CALL ME A SENSITIVE PUSSY
Ben Shapiro: Thanks for your liberal tears

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