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Australian hip hop music began in the late 1980s, primarily influenced by hip hop music and culture imported via radio and television from the United States of America. Since the late 1990s, a distinctive local style has developed. Australian hip hop is a part of the underground music scene with only a few successful commercial hits in the last decade. Albums and singles are released by mostly independent record labels, often owned and run by the artists themselves.
Artists include
Hilltop Hoods
Philosophize www.myspace.com/philosophize
Bliss N Esso
Def Wish Cast
Drapht
Downsyde
SUPPORT AUSSIE HIP HOP!
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An exciting, fast paced and skillful game played in Australia, primarily in the southern states and out towards the west. hated by most people from New South Wales and Queensland, who much prefer rugby league and union, both great codes in themselves.
Australian Rules is designed to reward attacking style play, rather than defending ones own goal. this leads to high scoring matches, especially since a goal is worth 6 points.
unique in the way in which the game rewards a miss on goal with a solitary point, but is fantastic in that it leads to sides coming back from less than a goal down to win a game with a shot on goal once the final siren has sounded - as thrilling as any football ("soccer" *groans*) penalty.
currently 16 teams exist in the game, but will soon be 18, as new sides are being assembled in western Sydney and the Gold Coast. i wish them luck - they're gonna fuckin need it having 3 people show up to each home game.
Despite what many other AFL fans say, i will tell you straight up that the sport is not, and will not, be big outside Australia any time soon. and btw yes i am a very passionate AFL supporter.
A fantastic sport for the millions of passionate fans, i strongly recommend you look into it, you'll most likely either love it, or become confused and angered by it.
Me - "went to the Anzac day game yesterday"
Some bloke "Australian Rules Football? any good?"
Me - "Essendon beating Collingwood in front of 90,000+ people? of course it was fucking good, go play in traffic.
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Where you drop a dollar bill through a hole or grate in the floor to lure someone in and then you shit on them.
Guy: Sharon! Get over here, I'm gonna Australian Bomb Drop on Casey.
Sharon: Okay, let me run downstairs and watch. (runs downstairs)
Casey: Oh look a...(shit on)
Sharon: Bwahahaha! That is so going on Youtube!
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When someone has explosive poops and another person licks up and down their buttcrack after, spreading the poop around. This vulgar process is native to Australia.
Johnny gav me a wicked Australian mudslide with his extremely long tounge.
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grabbing a woman by the crotch until she:
A) showers you with kisses, or
B) showers you with punches.
I've only been able to pull off the Australian Death Grab twice ... both times at frat parties.
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When 1000s of men from all over Australia come to a local fruit stand in melbourne once a year with power drills and they steal 1000s of coconuts and drill them out and at the count of 5 they all burst their seminal fluids into the coconuts in unison
Ryan attended this years Australian Coconut water festival
The act of shitting on someones chest, and then jumping up and down on them like a kangaroo.
"I saw your girlfriend last night."
"Oh really."
"Yeah, I did the Australian Brown Kangaroo!"
"You asshole!"