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The most amazing human being know to man. So fuck the haters. She is basically GOD!
Britney Spears is just about the most amazing thing ever and without her i would die. She is GOD!
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Iconic American Entertainer who is one of the best selling artists of all time. She is not much of a singer, and for that is sometimes put down when compared to fellow Divas Beyonce and Christina Aguilera. She is however a much better dancer and all round entertainer than those two, and for that is known as more a Showgirl and Entertainer than a full on Singer. She can sing, but not strongly and for that reason, her singing is usually overshadowned by her performances. She has given the most memorable live performances by any artist from 1999 to 2001 and 2003. She has also had the top selling albums from 1999 to 2001 and a top selling album in 2003. In 2007 she has returned to music and is slowly putting focus from her personal life and towards her music.
She has made some dumbass decisions in life, and had every moment shown to us like a movie. They started with marrying a back-up dancer Kevin Federline aka "K-Fed" aka "Bobby Brown 2000". He impregnated her, stayed for two years until she dumped his ass. She then took her newfound freedom too gladly.
She then went onto crotch-flashing, head shaving, rehab hopping bliss. She then managed to lose her kids after some dumb cunt ex bodyguard wanted his share of the Spears Publicity Cash fund and told some stupid ass story, and also after Gossip Website TMZ showed her driving without "a valid license".
She has since started to clean herself up and is going all that is necessary to get her children back. She is sorting herself out while the media and dumbass tabloids continue to make up lies about her and ride the Spears publicity train.
Britney Spears was a girl who could do no wrong. Now she made some bad decisions, had them shown thru a microscope n now all basically think of her as Satan. She's troubled, but everybody goes thru that mess phase. She's gonna pull through.
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Britney Spears. Rose to fame in the late 1990's with debut album, ...Baby One More Time. Five brilliant albums.
Hasnt been out of the media since she came on the scene. Many people hate her music for what has happened to her personal life.
David: Omg! Britney Spears has had a crap life, so her music is obviously crap.
Jason: Oh shut up you pathetic idiot. Her music is brilliant.
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When a girl finally turns legal, either at 18 or 21 and begins to totally self-destruct.
I used to think Miley really had it together, bit ever since her birthday she's really begun to go Britney.
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ITS BRITNEY BITCH who doesn’t like her like wtf if u don’t u crazy hoe
Person 1: Do u like Britney Spears?
Person 2: ITS BRITNEY BITCH
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The cause of wet mattresses belonging to teenage boys.
I woke up with a wet spot on my mattress this morning because I fantasized about Britney Spears last night.
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The sexual act of shaving your partners head whilst receiving aggressive fellatio and then finishing off by depositing a significant load onto said partner's freshly bald head.
It is important to remember that it only qualifies as a dirty britney if the shaving and the blowjob occur simultaneously and the event is completed with a vast money shot onto the partners head.
That crazy Vegas whore pulled out a razor and insisted that we did a dirty britney when she went down on me. Obviously I obliged with a huge cumshot onto her freshly bald nut.
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