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Chuck Norris

A man who is as close to a god as possble.

Guy 1: Chuck Norris is god.
Guy 2: Yes. I look up to him.

by Tristynn;; <3 April 18, 2006

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chuck norris

the person to be able to kill gods with a roundhouse kick

the only reason why the zombies run towards you in l4d is because they are running away from chuck norris

chuck norris can split atoms with his fists

guy 1 "what will it be sir"
chuck norris "a whiskey"
guy 2 "whiskey is for fa...."
guy 2 dies because of chucks godliness

by chuckchuckchuckchuck184868 January 9, 2010

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chuck norris

the one and only guy who has both testicles larger

99,9% of men have one testicle larger from the other one. both of chuck norris' testicles are larger.

by Evalyen February 3, 2006

26๐Ÿ‘ 5311๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chuck Norris

One drop of ball-sweat from Jimmy Page's nuts mixed with two drops of ball-sweat from Bruce Lee's nuts.

Chuck Norris is combined ball-sweat of two gods.

by the-truth-of-life January 9, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


chuck norris

Theeee coolest fucking guy that has ever roundhoused on this planet. EVER.

Dude, Chuck Norris is my fucking hero.

by gayyy February 18, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 5327๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chuck Norris

A bad ass who use to be undefeated in kicking ass, but lost to jorge nunez badly. His heart suffered a concussion that day.

Chuck Norris just got knocked out by da greatest.

by Tupacolypse December 31, 2013

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CHUCK NORRIS

GOD DID NOT CREAT THE BIG BANG CHUCK NORRIS DID WHEN HE LIT HIS FART IN THE VACHUME OF SPACE

CHUCK NORRIS

by GIGITY GUAGMIRE December 8, 2011

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