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alt f4, but for Apple users. Basically quits the entire application.
Person 1: press alt f4 for free weapons
Person 2: I'm on MacBook Pro.
Person 1: then press command q.
*Person 2 has left the game*
Person 1: LOOOOOOOOOL
Maid Commander is a very Simped skin in the Roblox game called Tower Defense Simulator, you could not believe your eyes about how down bad people were for this skin, the amount of people acting like Maid Commander is a god, the bad artwork, the amount of Porn art, and John Roblox being Down bad, this destroyed a Fan base, until in 2024 when the creators of Tower Defense Simulator finally putted a end to this demon, finally the weebs stopped using it, but do NOT talk about Neko DJ, that also fucking destroyed the fandom, and also the amount of masturbating to this pixel on a
screen, and this also one of the most infamous skin to ever exist,
John: oh boy my favorite skin that I like to jerk off to everyday, Maid Commander!
Bill: dude you wasted all your money and robux on this stupid pixel!
President: we need to ban this game from ruining our People
John: well fuck
The cool kids name for that new, blue command prompt
Yeah you can totally do that in Blue Command!
Let's use Blue Command to do that faster
I'm gonna blue command the fuck out of this to save time
Number one: The challenge, demand satisfaction. If they apologize, no need for further action.
Number two:
If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second. Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned.
Number three:
Have your seconds meet face to face, Negotiate a peace or negotiate a time and place. This is commonplace, specially 'tween recruits.Most disputes die and no one shoots.
Number four:
If they don't reach a peace, that's alright
Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site. You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility. You have him turn around, so he can have deniability
Five:
Duel before the sun is in the sky,
Pick a place to die where it's high and dry.
Number six:
Leave a note for your next of kin. Tell 'em where you been, pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in.
Seven:
Confess your sins ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent.
Number eight:
Your last chance to negotiate
Send in your seconds see if they can set the record straight.
Number nine:
Look him in the eye, aim no higher.
Summon all the courage you require.
Then count, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine number (Ten paces!) Fire!
Fight me
Fine
Ok
We have to use the ten duel commandments
Sure
"The Royal Hand Of OUR Crown"
A Unique Military UNIT Created By KING EDDIE KING SMITH Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA To Reclaim His Kingdom From The Warring Nation Of District Of Columbia. "The Royal Army Of The Dead", Commandeered Army Is Achieved When The Most Elite Military Units Of State Commandeers It's CITIZENS Population, Arms All With Weaponry. Elite Units Swith To An Army Protect, And Command Function. Protecting It's Army At All Times. Providing It's Flash CITIZEN Army "Elite Military Protection" Making THEM A Force Of Great Power.
It's Acts Are Lawful If "Honarable Acts" As Ordered By The KING In Defense Of YOUR State, Of YOUR Nation, And Of YOUR KING.
Commandeered Army's Purpose Is To Serve WE THE PEOPLE, Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, And Ensure Law Is Followed By Terminated Conservertor District Of Columbia.
Made Law Of The Land By THE KING EDDIE KING SMITH IV Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, And THE CONSTUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA On April 29, 2022.
Ages 16 - 70 Willing Patiots Loyal To THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. CITIZENS, And PEOPLE May Be Provided Arms From OUR State Armory. After Being Sworn In By: Pledge Of Alliegence, Review Of Text Of OUR: THE CONTITUTION OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Signed Agreement Of Such Is Recieved, Acknoldgement Of YOU To Return "The KING'S Weapons" Issued YOU WithIn Five Day, And Disband, And Go Home. No Unlaw Actions May Ever By Taken. Also Any "YOU" With Confirmed Kills May Keep The Guns.
I KING EDDIE KING SMITH, "Son Of AmnRa" Legal KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Have Ordered Commandeered Army As Law Of OUR Lands As My "POWER TO THE PEOPLE" By As Given Me THE CONSTUTITION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Because I KING EDDIE KING SMITH, "I Love My BONDS".
Someone who is a total fucking boss when it comes to PC gaming and makes it their priority to win every round every time with all of their heart and soul.
"The CheesePuff? He's a commander gamer all the way!"
Abbreviation: CoC
When one bro puts a row of funyuns on his boner, and runs into his bro. When the boners collide, the forward momentum results in the funyuns sliding from one boner onto the other.
All frat brothers stood at attention during the illustrious Change of Command (CoC) ceremony.