Esperanto

An "international" language that only uses European languages.

Find one person in this country who speaks Esperanto, I dare you.

Xwitter

Twitter but with that stupid X logo

Elon went, "Goodbye Twitter, hello Xwitter!"

fortississississimo

Fortissississimo but louder.

How in the name of Henry Purcell can you play this; it's all fortississississimo!

Command Q

alt f4, but for Apple users. Basically quits the entire application.

Person 1: press alt f4 for free weapons
Person 2: I'm on MacBook Pro.
Person 1: then press command q.
*Person 2 has left the game*

Person 1: LOOOOOOOOOL