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When a (more than likely) gay male ejaculates into the hand of another (probably) gay male who then masterbates using the semen of the other individual. This can be repeated multiple times causing one gigantically sticky situation.
HEY! You guys wanna head into the closet and try cream recycling? I'll go first!
An unfortunate type of premature ejaculation in which a male spurts into the zipper of his pants while trying to remove them.
Jake was so excited about sexy times with Sheila that he zipper creamed everywhere. Sheila was not excited.
The art of doing lines of semen.
The party got a little out of control and at one stage there was this chick hanging upside down on the clothes line doing Creamed Junkies.
Cream Dipping is a word for homosexual intercourse when you climax on the bottoms anus and then insert your penis using your own sperm as lubricant
Baby I'm Cream Dipping you tonight
Freshly groomed piste with ridges resembling spread cream cheese on a bagel
Hey Jack that cream cheese looks fresh and ready to rip up.
The time after prom when you go to the hotel for 5 minutes with your boyfriend. Expect you don’t cream, he does.
“Girl I am telling you Prom Cream isn’t as fun as it seems. You have no fun, he does.”
Cream of Beer is creamy stool that has about the same texture, consistency, and density as butter resulting from heavy drinking the night before. Drinks like cheap beer, malt liquor, or trendy mixed drinks like redbull & vodka and jager bombs are usually the culprit. Stool is usually a brownish orange color and has a sour smell because it is a mixture of 3 parts digested Alcohol to (0-1) parts digested food. Cream of Beer is usually followed by spotting or anal leakage that must be wiped again sometimes several times throughout the day after the initial bowel movement.
Man, I need to stop drinking,...tired of waking up with the cream of beer shits. Plus I go through about 2 rolls of toilet paper just wiping that buttery shit out of my ass, and then guess what, about 30 minutes later I got to wipe out the left over residue that slid out my butt-hole and is making my butt-hole itch like crazy.