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Like the American Dream, except you follow your dreams and still help a brother out. And you don't exploit people.
Sam Roberts: "I went out on the street today, the Canadian Dream was as far away as it's ever been..."
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Referring to a gal's fantasy-idea of a perfect fuzzy-chested snuggle-buddy, this type of fellow not only treats his lady right and is kind, gentle, smart, funny, etc., but he also always keeps an eye on how she's resting while taking a nap, and then he immediately wakes her up whenever her agonized tossing and/or whimpering indicates that she's having a nightmare, so that she doesn't have to needlessly suffer from the bad dream for even one instant longer.
Groggy red-eyed dude: I love how Tiffany adoringly calls me her dream guy and always lets me sleep with her, but she sometimes has several nightmares back-to-back which oblige me to keep waking her up and then soothing her back to sleep again, and so I often don't get much shut-eye myself!
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Someone that should be hit by multiple flaming trucks
P1: I heard P1.2 Trillion is a dream stan
P2: I hope they get hit by multiple flaming trucks.
P1.2T: (animal noises)
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One of the few R-rated films I would not recommend viewing until you are actually of age... My God.... BUT amazing, nonetheless.
"Hey, man, I just watched Requiem For a Dream. Listen, have you seen my eye sockets? I can't find them anywhere... Oh, there's! - no, nevermind, that's just a chunk of my skull... Well, I guess I might as well pick that up too."
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A time in a young motorcyclist's life when he or she is fed up with their inadequate Japanese motorcycle and wants to trade up for a Desmo Ducati but can't due to lack of funds. This is also a common activity done by ducati owners when during the winter months or on days unsuitable for riding.
Victims of Ducati Dreaming can be spotted in a class or work setting, browsing through ducati vids on youtube or visiting Ducati.com
Teacher: Joe, is what you are looking at on ducati.com have anything to do with psych 101?
Joe: Sorry professor I am suffering from Ducati Dreaming
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The Teenage Dream consists of dancing, love (or lust), running away, and not looking back for reasons undefined.
Other elements may include letting one's 'walls' fall down, driving to California, pillow castles, being drunk on the beach.
Katy Perry: You make me feel like I’m living a teenage dream.
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Worst people on earth.
How bad you ask me?
They draw gore porn, porn of dream fucking an underage, doxxed dream himself.
Avoid them at all costs.
-Hey Bill, I was on twitter and saw art of this green fella with white mask and a smiley face getting cut in half and cumming.
-Bitch, this is a Dream Stan, just block them on sight.
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