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A big wasteman who tends to lie a lot and be scared of public transport. He acts really tough but if actually just annoying.
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they call him BIG D for a reason. he has a kraken cock and can destroy a pussy in less than 0.000001 seconds.
Girl: Fuck me like a Dylan would
Guy: They call me Dylan for a reason
Girl: Fuck your name is actually Dylan. that dick is too big for me :/
Guy: too late *takes off pants*
Girl: already past out cause the dick was so good.
Guy: Thats what i call cum drunk.
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He likes moaning and calling people pigs and fat
Me: hi Dylan
Dylan: what do you want ugly pig
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Extremely unpopular or unsocial so they will have a lot of time for you. They love everyone they meet except for that one evil step mother or your friend's abusive father. A shoulder to lean on but may have their own issues. They could be gay pan bi or anything they are interested in. Loves Shane Dawson. Isn't overweight but says he is. VERY PERFECT OR VERY UNDERWEIGHT. Loves to sing. Loves Winter. Typically a Capricorn♑. Loves bedroom pop with a little hint of Mother Mother or Girl In Red. Loves Cavetown and Beach Bunny or MXMTOON. Loves listening to Chloe Modornio's YouTube Cover Videos (I don't think I spelled that right sorry😔). Has alot of hoodies and long sleeve shirts. Has a poetic touch. Won't fight because most of the toe bags have already been stepped on. Animation talents. Has a friend named Darla (typically) or Chloe or Toby (Tobithy) (Well not so typically). Black deuim pants. Maybe dyed hair. Could have Apple or Android (Samsung Galaxy Note is a basic favorite for Dylan's). Loves pumpkin anything (basically) and just a friendly person. Could go by a nickname like Nugget or flamingo. Or a name like their middle name or Alex. Could be a male female or other/ Anything they or them want to. (yes a potato does count). (sorry I had to).
So basically a good friendly humanoid mass. Lol.
Darla- I don't know what to do their fighting again.
The Dylan's- we are here no fear (uwu) -sorry.
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A man with a large penis loved by
Most of the world includeing straving Africans because the olny thing they have to eat is Dylan's large and fat penis
I want to eat Dylan's penis for dinner tonight after I masterbate to Dylan's penis
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A gay kid addicted to fortnight who is bad at all call of duty games and is a try hard who has a small penis
man have you seen him he is such a dylan
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