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When a male is about to reach orgasm, his partner holds his "bishop" in one hand while making a fist with the other. Upon ejaculation, the partner punches the bishop in the head and the male has a religious experience and begins speaking in tongues.
"I gave Kenny his first Bishop's Fist last night... He won't return any of my calls. Do you think I hurt his feelings?"
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The act of bro fisting consists of several steps. First, one must get the bro drunk. This usually takes 3 Zimas, or 10 Smirnoff ices.
Once drunk the bro's pants are pulled down to his ankles, and he is bent over the arm of a couch.
At this point the bro may fight back, so one must turn on a Dave Mathews album to pacify them.
Next, lube up your left hand and arm, all the way up to the elbow.
Force your fist into the bro's anus, starting first with two fingers and then slowly stretching the opening until it's loose enough to take the whole fist and arm.
Slide the arm in all the way to the elbow, and then make a fist in their colon.
Turn your knuckles 90 degrees counter clockwise.
Congratulations, you have completed your first bro fisting!
Bro fisting announcement: I bro fisted the shit out of you last night bra
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A action of pumping with your fist if something good happens.Or if you just want to pump.
Tiger woods has the best fist pump in all of sports.
or
Billy idol is the king of the fist pump
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Marvel Comics kung fu billionaire superhero who is made of omnipotence and win.
I'm rich and powerful and my fist lights up. I'm Iron Fist.
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somebody who is a tank at a party and whats to get drunk fast, will go around drinking not one can but 2 one in each hand,thus creating the term double fisting
zac-man did u see giorgiD last night
friend- yea bro he was double fisting like a motherfucka
giorgiD- eyy what can i say, thats the only way to do it
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the name of the order of neo-fascist christian theocracy based on dominionism that will certainly arise in america after a few more terrorist attacks.
a modern christian military theocracy
better get saved and get with Jesus Fist - or you'll be declared an unsaved blaspheme and put down like a rabid dog.
we can't go out after 8pm - Jesus Fist curfew is in effect.
the last I saw him he was wearing a turbin - then the Jesus Fist came and took him away.
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When a cheap bastard puts his empty fist in a strippers tip bucket pretending to give her a tip
After a hot stripper finishes giving a show and the cheap guy next to you is too cheap to give her a well deserved tip and pretends to put money in her tip bucket by dipping his empty fist into the bucket.
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