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a five-dollar bill.
'hey man, I heard your mom gave you a hairy lincoln the other day'
'yeah, she was giving me my allowance this week, its what i prefer over 5 bald washingtons.'
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Travis new he was gettin up in years, but was still shocked when his wife pointed out his Hairy Garcia.
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A pistachio lost in a birds nest claiming to be a penis, probably coked out.
he wanted to fuck me but his dick looked like a hairy acorn
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While making out or right about to make out with a cute girl, her hair finds it's way into your/her mouth.
Dude I was making out with Taylar and her hair was so long it turned into a hairy kiss.. uh.uh.uh.
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another name for a fuzzy naval; often used by drunk people who don't know what the heck they are trying to order.
Hey Mack! Let's get another round of hairy buttholes for me and my friends!
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When you shoot peanuts out of your butt, and one lands in the ear of a disadvantaged black child, and the child dies, and you find five bucks on your way home.
"Yo Pedro, I performed 15 Hairy Ronalds today, isn't that swell?"
"Sure is, Gerald dude."
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Similar to the Abe Lincoln but instead of aplying the jizzum and pubes to the chin area you apply it to the forehead creating a unibrow like appearence.
Dude,while this guy was passed out I gave him a Hairy Russian.
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