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In storytelling or conversations: this phenomenon is when someone doesn't go straight to the point. Instead, they go over and over about various contexts, tangents, and details related (or completely unrelated) to the story, prolonging the journey to reach the ultimate conclusion or main point.
I asked him how he broke up with his ex, he started talking and he keep pretzeling for an hour. at the end turns out he cheated on her.
Used as an alternate way of saying your going to kill your self
Friend 1: Oh my god I have so much work to do im going to kill myself.
Friend 2: Don't say stuff like that.
Friend 1: Fine... I'm going to eat a pretzel.
Friend 2: Your missing the point.
The wrapping up of a female and filling all of her all of her holes by three separate guys, and eventually covering her in your warm sticky sauce.
Lucy had a bavarian pretzel given to her by Jason, Todd, and Alex. Now she can’t even ride a bike!
When you fold a girl into a pretzel and eat her out ferociously.
“I turned that shorty into a pretzel smoothie”
v. the act of eating out a female who has contracted a sexually transmitted disease
Hey, did you hear Jake gave that stripper a fuzzy pretzel and now he has herpes on his mouth?!
Slang name for a penis with genital warts.
Janna: Hey Karen did you have sex with your boyfriend last night?
Karen: I was about to but when I pulled down his pants he had a nasty pretzel stick so I kicked his ass to the curb after.
Janna: Damn rip.