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tit to ass ratio

The ratio of boob to ass. Can't have too much or too little

That girl's tit to ass ratio was perfect.

by Hangster45 August 10, 2017

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ratio of people to cake

Ratio of guys to girls at a given social situation.

Man, the ratio of people to cake is fucking diminishing. They're going to some other party.

by JT Dollar Sign August 31, 2003

5πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


lay-to-day ratio

Measure of how often you get laid, the lay to day ratio is an average measure of how often you get laid. The formula is simply times laid/number of days. The threshold for being a pimp/slut is not clearly defined.

If you get laid every 5 days, your lay-to-day ratio is 1/5 = .2, if you get laid 13 times a year it is 13/365.

Usage: Man, my lay-to-day sucks right now!!

by i-am-zero October 5, 2011

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ratio Cease Fire

A forced cease to a brutal ratio twitter feud. After two hours the user with more likes, retweets, or comments wins. This may not be met with another ratio remark.

β€œI have more interactions, I call a Ratio Cease Fire”
β€œCan’t believe a famous twitter persona lost a ratio and had to call a Ratio Cease Fire”

by Christian Chernoff July 21, 2021

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Stroke to nut ratio

The amount of strokes it takes to nut

Dude I was pumpin ma sausage last night and I found out my stroke to nut ratio!!!!

by Jerkin July 28, 2016

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G to B Ratio

G to B Ratio = Girl to boy ratio

The amount of girls compared to the amount of boys at a party/get together/status party.

The G to B ratio was out of whack at the party. The ratio was 1:5 due to the fact that it was Christina talking to Cook, Eoghan, Aidan, Jake, and Kyle.

by Cooooook April 21, 2011

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


imminent poop to poot ratio

A formal ratio calculated that measures gaseous emissions at varying phases of needing to take a shit, postulating that the more imminent the turd, the higher the volume and rate of concurrent farting.

My father explained that during the process of the massive turd being passed, his lab assistant calculated the β€œimminent poop to poot ratio” and concluded that the ratio obtained had in fact accurately predicted both the proximity of the exiting turd to the rectum as well as estimating its unorthodox, gargantuan size, by measuring the flatus emitted.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 13, 2019