Red Dwarf

Genius sci-fi sitcom where humanity is (almost) extinct. Spawned the word Smeg as well as various classic gags. Brilliantly written, as there are no cliches in the script whatsoever (example: Instead of using "Dead as the DoDo" a phrase like "We're deader than A-line flares with pockets in the knees." is used)

Has had 8 excellent seasons with the first 6 available on DVD (and the next two coming in Novemeber and February)

Talk of a movie in the pipeline, but no sign as yet.

How many other shows have you seen with Death getting a knee to the balls?

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on her reds

when a woman is on her period

shes on her res, shes pissed off

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red handed

adj. Derived from the term "bloody-hand", which was one of four kinds of offences in the king's forest, by which the offender is supposed to have killed a deer. In Scotland, in such like crimes they say "Taken in the fact, or with the red hand".
- Thomas Blount's Law Dictionary and Glossary, 1717

In modern times, this term refers to catching someone in the act of doing something they aren't supposed to do.

Hah! I knew it was you stealing the cookies. I caught you red handed!

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Red deer

Red deer is a small city between Calgary and Edmonton, a dangerous street ass place to live. 5th most dangerous city in canada. primarily populated by drug dealers and crack addicts. The police don’t do shit in red deer. Home to two shitty high schools and a huge overdose rate.
Other names for red deer are Dead deer and shred deer

Bob yo dude I saw a dude tweaking out next to the 711 downtown!
Daniel no shit it’s red deer

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Red Shift

The reddening or decrease in frequency of light from distant galaxies due to the Doppler effect, indicating that they are moving away from us. The red shift can also take place via expansion of empty space, as in the expanding universe. The opposite of blue shift.

Most galaxies are red shifted, this tells us that our universe is expanding.

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red hall

A very sexual McLennon fanfiction.

"I just finished reading Red Hall! So many chapters!"

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red x

When an image is lost, errored, or broken.

When I clicked the thumbnail, it came up as a red x.

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