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witch's dip

When your fingers dip into poo water when wiping your rear-end.

This is usually caused by: high water levels in the bowl (either by default or offset by excessive waste production); gigantic hands/elongated fingers; poor technique; involuntary sneezing; or recklessness.

"Be careful you don't do the Witch's dip in that Arby's restroom," Samson remarked, a look of disgusted shame stamped upon his face. "The waters in the bowl are quite high."

by Stuart Dunham January 23, 2017


cunt witch

A cunt that causes one's stake to burn like fire.

Excuse me Doctor but I think I've caught a dose off a cunt witch.

by The real one and only Mad Matt January 22, 2016


white witch

The white residue in the stem of a well used G/Meth pipe

To smoke the white witch just push the residue from the stem of the pipe back into the bowl ......Beware the witch witch KICKS.....

by jadedpeckerwood July 14, 2017


Bitch Witch

A Bitch Witch is a witch who looks like she is wearing a shitty Christmas hat, and looks like a whorey bitch. And has no broom, because she likes to be a bitch.

Person 1: Does that witch has no broom? And is wearing a crappy Christmas hat?

Person 2: Yeah, looks like she's a bitch witch.

by LeSpazzy December 09, 2016


The Witches Kiss

During intercourse, a well endowed circumcised male will bend over and push his erect penis out towards his ass. Then a woman with a larger sized nose will proceed to stick her nose up his ass while performing felatio.

He was surprised when his Hungarian receptionist gave him the witches kiss.

by Barry Bod December 29, 2020


The bearded witch

A sexual technique used by a male: A guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. Whilst the lady is 'preparing herself' in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. As sexual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and ejaculates all over the girls face, picks up the pile of pubes, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch....

Tim didn't want to, but a bet was a bet. He took Louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as The bearded witch ...

by T Allen October 04, 2006


Witch Hunt

Originating from the Greek: Witchus Huntus, A 'Witch Hunt' is a search, chase or pursuit for one or more, 'Witches'.

Jim's sister is a witch, let the witch hunt commence!

Which witch is which and by the way who flicked the switch, was it a witch, because that bitch has begun a flippin' dairy dippin... chicken... switchin witch... where was i... oh yeah... which witch is which hunt

(A Witch hunt has begun in the flick of a switch)

by Dr. William Francess Whajamaho May 24, 2009