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playing whack a mole

when you have to shit so bad and you're trying to hold it in so that the head of the turd is popping out and in of your ass similar to the whack a mole arcade game

I have to crap so bad, i'm playing whack a mole!

by SamuraiSevens October 19, 2006

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Asshole Whack a Mole

A sexual position where One of the partners gets on all fours and points his anus towards a male partner. The kneeling partner then proceeds to force a shit log out of his asshole. The male partner then tries to hammer the turd back into the receiving partners asshole with his erect penis. This term was first coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com

Instead of going to see "The Hangover" Jan and I just stayed home and played Asshole Whack a Mole.

by Davinci Fox December 12, 2009

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Anti-Mole Movement

The Anti-Mole Movement is a new social movement taking place as we speak. Large informal gatherings of Moleists are dominating the world one country at a time, in order to abolish the tolerance of unsightly facial moles all over the globe - just one plan of action of the Moleist regime.

See Moleism, Moleist and Mole Island for more information.

Fellow brothers and sisters of the world, UNITE! Join the Anti-Mole Movement and help abolish the tolerance of facial moles via the transportation of fat-mole-inhabiting people to Mole Island immediately!

by Surina December 9, 2007

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mole pie

A man that uses his friend(s) to spy on an ex by pretending to be a friend on facebook then reporting back to said ex like a filthy mole.

I know one of my 'friends' told the ex what i said about him on facebook. I'll find out who the mole pie is and delete their ass.

by angavin May 27, 2009

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e-mole

A person who operates in a sub-internet capacity.

The e-mole has a JTV account, but never visits any channels.

by Jame Graemon March 7, 2009

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Glory Hole Mole

Usually an oversexed gay slut that runs around boring and drilling the actual glory holes into cubicles, sex clubs or sex haunts.

A guy that knows where all the best glory holes should be, and thus puts them there for himself and others to enjoy.

A handyman or carpenter that knows how to make the cute little holes in restroom walls.

Can also be known as a double agent that works more than one hole at once, or goes from glory hole to glory hole with an insatiable appetite for cock! See Glory Hole Orgy.

There goes Cyril the glory hole mole, that little slut puts the A in AID's! See House in Venice or House in Virginia.

All those glory holes are manned by a glory hole mole, don't just stand there! Go get some cock boy!

by The Moody Poet October 16, 2006

61๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


naked mole rat

Someone looking particularly unattractive, usually early in the morning or late at night. Characteristics include squinty eyes, hair pressed flat against head, puffy features. Usually the result of poor or no sleep and/or way too late/early to be up and moving around.

She washed her face and brushed her hair, but a naked mole rat still stared back at her in the mirror.

After playing video games all night he was more naked mole rat than human.

That's not a baby! That's a naked mole rat!

by Inanna October 5, 2007

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