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Still the best alternative to jail time when offered in a court of law.
OK Mom, sure I could get killed in Iraq, but then we all die anyway, right? You want I should do a year in Rykers Island or Attica? At least in the US Army I'll die with dignity. Besides Ma, the food might even be better.
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Acronym (Backwards):
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M my
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I can't believe my retarded ass signed up! US ARMY
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There are 56 year olds reading this thing? Wow.
That's really creepy, if you think about it for a while. Like, "pervert learning how to befriend preteens in AOL chatrooms" creepy.
There is an "insults" category, so why not?
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Use the bathroom
(Utb)
When a man thinks he needs a woman but really just needs to ejaculate on something, an enlightened Woman may says...
utb!
I.E.
Would you please use the bathroom not me
An accommodating woman that doesn't want to upset the status quo, She might just put her hand on her chest Like protecting herself - Who me?
She will eventually come to her senses.
You are so magnificent I can see this really going places
That's nice, Use the bathroom!
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a douche who is obsessed with their own anus, as well as everyone else's. characteristics of a mark-us are an undeserved sense of self-worth, a know-it-all attitude, metro sexual clothing, a very disturbing fondness for the trombone, and an all-consuming fear that nobody actually likes you.
Did you see that guy beating off with trombone grease? What a mark-us!
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