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He who diddles the skittle
OMG, He's THE skittle diddler
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The tastiest candy in existence. Organically created, it has almost no natural flavouring and is 100% gluten free. Soooo healthy and yummy, that it can make your skin glow and your eyes sparkle with the memories of your late night shenanigans with your uncle. The perfect blend of sweet and savoury, it leaves a gooey after-taste in your mouth that just can't be washed away. For free samples, just visit your male friends houses and ask them for some, don't forget to have a big smile and say 'Pls Senpaiiiiii'. Remember kids, be prepared for splash damage because it's just tooooo refreshing.
When I was but a young boy, I had a good friend named Pohan Pabharwal, who used to make the best white skittles on the planet. All the kids in the neighborhood used to line up outside his house just to get a taste. He was man with a big heart and a bigger reserve of white skittles. He always used to preach to me about how is grand-pappy passed down this recipe to him. Alas, I miss his candy so much.
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Another way of calling someone a candy ass. A way to imply that said person defecates the hard candy brand Skittles.
That guy collect's small stuffed animals. I wonder if he shit's skittles as well.
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"Man"
"Damn"
"Word"
"Serrrved"
"Hell Yes!!"
"Awesome"
"Pwned"
1. Skittles, I got my new track jacket.
2. Man, I soo failed that last test.. 25% SKIT-TELLS.
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its when your nipples have the colors of the rainbow on them
i have skittle-nips now
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Look at that pack of skittles ! they're so pasty
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Multi-colored Vagina Syndrome usually the result of being Armstronged. See WebMD for further description.
AnGelica missed work again today. She has a really bad case of skittle pussy.
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