Uncle John

Verb. To get "handsy" after consuming a moderate amount of alcohol in a social setting, in the fashion of a middle-aged, creepy uncle.

We got a couple drinks in him, and he started with the Uncle Johning. By the end of the night, he slipped it in on a roof!

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uncle ricky

He is your creepy uncle that plays with your anus.

My uncle Ricky touches my no no square.

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Uncle Bobby

The act of farting in someone's drink. Usually wait for a friend to get up and go to the bathroom, leaving their drink at the bar for an assortment of pranks. It's pretty simple, just wait for them to leave and fart in their drink. It's called pulling an Uncle Bobby, because it's such an asshole thing to do.

Jerry's going potty. Quick, somebody hand me his drink, I'm going to pull an Uncle Bobby and I've got a nice hot eggy one.

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Uncle O'Grimacey

God's gift to man, our hero and respected mentor.

"Free Uncle O'Grimacey from the chains of corporate imprisonment!"

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bus uncle

An old man who over-reacts to someone who asks him to stop speaking loudly into his cellphone. Usually while on some form of public transportation.

That guy is a bus uncle

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uncle woody

when a man gets an erection and gets sexually excited.

"O crap, uncle woody is visiting this morning"

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Facebook Uncle

everyone has that uncle who is complaining on Facebook that Obama is making people gay or that Mexican Immigrants are taking over the world

No he's my mom's brother, he is a stupid Facebook Uncle

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