Uncle John

Verb. To get "handsy" after consuming a moderate amount of alcohol in a social setting, in the fashion of a middle-aged, creepy uncle.

We got a couple drinks in him, and he started with the Uncle Johning. By the end of the night, he slipped it in on a roof!

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Uncle Bobby

The act of farting in someone's drink. Usually wait for a friend to get up and go to the bathroom, leaving their drink at the bar for an assortment of pranks. It's pretty simple, just wait for them to leave and fart in their drink. It's called pulling an Uncle Bobby, because it's such an asshole thing to do.

Jerry's going potty. Quick, somebody hand me his drink, I'm going to pull an Uncle Bobby and I've got a nice hot eggy one.

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Uncle O'Grimacey

God's gift to man, our hero and respected mentor.

"Free Uncle O'Grimacey from the chains of corporate imprisonment!"

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bus uncle

An old man who over-reacts to someone who asks him to stop speaking loudly into his cellphone. Usually while on some form of public transportation.

That guy is a bus uncle

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uncle woody

when a man gets an erection and gets sexually excited.

"O crap, uncle woody is visiting this morning"

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Facebook Uncle

everyone has that uncle who is complaining on Facebook that Obama is making people gay or that Mexican Immigrants are taking over the world

No he's my mom's brother, he is a stupid Facebook Uncle

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Uncle Ruckus

One of the best characters in media itself. Uncle Ruckus is a black cartoon character from "Boondocks." He is a racist who believes that everything that targeted black people was good or justified, even if it may not seem so. He believes that he has "Re-vitaligo" which he says is a skin disease that turns a black man to be white, causing him to believe that he is white. He is a joke character within the show, he even has his own theme to accompany him alongside of his joke character aspect. Sometimes he does have his serious moments, like "The Uncle Ruckus Reality Show" where to put it short, a fake DNA test tells him that he is actually black, which causes him to almost commit suicide, truly a tragic episode for the Uncle Ruckus fan. As I said, one of the best characters in media.

Huey: Oh no, it's uncle ruckus!
Riley: DON'T LET HIM IN!
Grandad (Robert Freeman) opens the door
Grandad: What the hell do you want Ruckus?
Ruckus: What are you bamboo swinging swines doing?

I wish I was making this up, but this is the average conversation that they share.

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