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Derogatory. An individual or couple seeking a unicorn or HBB. Different from a person who is merely attracted to bisexual poly people. Refers to someone who is seeking "that special third to complete" their family. They often believe a bisexual third partner will prevent jealous feelings on the part of either of the original members of the dyad because of the mistaken assumption that one will not get jealous if one gets to do all the same things as the other and no one ever experiences anything apart from the other half of the primary couple.
This type of couple expects their hypothetical future partner to be single or willing to give up any existing and future partners, to love & have sex with both members of the original dyad equally, and for each member of the existing dyad to reciprocate exactly an equal level of love and sexual attraction for the new person.
This type of couple will not consider any kind of relationship with a male, with someone who is only sexually attracted to one of the original dyad members, with someone who is already partnered, & usually promises to break up with the new person for the sake of "protecting" the existing dyad, leaving the unfortunate third partner feeling disposable. Sometimes the unicorn is expected to not develop any emotional attachment and is strictly there for a sexual relationship (equally distributed to both members of the dyad) and/or is prescripted as a secondary.
John is so insecure about sharing his wife with another person, that he thinks he won't ever feel jealous as long as his wife never does anything with anyone else without him also participating so he's looking for a hot bi babe that'll be willing to share them both equally and not make any waves. He's such a unicorn hunter!
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When you claim you dissapear, or you claim something is there, when it really isn't, due to it being imaginary, or you wishing you were imaginary.
Example 1 -
Person 1: You didn't lock your door, aren't you afraid someone is going to take it?
Person 2: No, it's in Unicorn Mode; no ones going to find it.
Example 2 -
Person 1: I have a million dollars, dude!
Person 2: No you don't... where is it?
Person 1: In Unicorn Mode, you can't see it but I can.
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A gay sex position where one male puts a strap-on dildo on his head. He sticks it up the other males ass while licking/sucking his balls.
I gave andy a hungry unicorn last night.
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The tears wept by a unicorn, an elusive item that is hard to come by. Once a unicorn sheds a tear, it dies within the hour. Making Unicorn Tears a rare/expensive item to posses.
A car like that, is about as expensive has unicorn tears.
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A shot created by some bad to the bone bartenders in College Station. It is copied in name alone, but only a select few know how to properly make it. It is not blue, purple, or red. It looks like a kamikaze and tastes like rainbows dancing across your tongue. After two, you might even slap a leprechaun.
I would like 3 unicorn cum shots please.
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Pussy you only read about in stories (also see Big foot pussy
Guy 1: "Hey bro, i hooked up with Sara last night, im talking bomb ass pussy right there!!"
Guy 2: "Dude, there is no WAY you hit that last night, that shit is unicorn pussy, you have no chance!!
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When having sex and close to ejaculation the man retracts his penis and inserts both testicles into mouth and placing one in each cheek. He then leaves his penis to hang free whilst still erect. This creates the illusion of a unicorn.
When having sex and close to ejaculation the man retracts his penis and inserts both testicles into mouth and placing one in each cheek. He then leaves his penis to hang free whilst still erect. This creates the illusion of a unicorn. "The unicorn hamster".
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