I tell you what

By the use of this phrase to open or close a statement, the user acquires or asserts a pleasant, folksy authority. Sometimes paired with "boy" for added authority and folksiness (see example).

Frequent famous users include Cris Collinsworth and Hank Hill.

"Boy, that was a heck of a down field block by Michael Vick, I tell you what."

"I tell you what, the Seattle Seahawks came here to play tonight."

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You what youuu what

You've have just had some great news.. ie a bet has come in or an all clear test result from the clap clinic. Perfect for beginning to tell your friends about some good news you've just had. You must emphasise the second "what", building up to it creshendo style.

"You what youuu what, that curry paste did come out with soap and water"

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If thats what makes you sleep at night.

If thats what makes you sleep at night- Commonly used phrase to make peers nearby laugh. But mainly it means what your trying to say is impossible and would never happen.

Kid :"DUDE I CAN DUNK NOW"
Other Kid: "Yeah if thats what makes you sleep at night."
Other kids: "BHAHHAH"

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L Retard, What Are You Saying

A term that is used when one is making zero sense, and you must prove the point to them that you cannot understand them.

insert person rambling nonsense
L Retard, What Are You Saying? I Can’t Understand You, You Slimy, Dripping Garbage Bag.

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i'm bored as heck what about you?

" I'm bored as heck what about you " the meaning of it is that..

you are bored what did you expect the 1.BILLION dads to come back with the milk?

( hey I'm bored as heck what about you? )
( I am also bored as heck. )

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What have you done for me lately

Said to someone when they used to provide very helpful things, but no longer do

You used to give me great things, but -
What have you done for me lately?

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what planet are you from

Popular saying, suggesting that the person questioned, by action, saying or appearance is odd too the point of otherworldliness.

Brenda: How great is the next Brittney Spears album going to be? Robert: She has bombed the last two times around. She sucks!
Jason: I think people like to see a healthy woman dance about the stage in tight fitting cloths...
Robert: Man... What planet are you from? She is gianormous!

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