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A perfectly looking ass on a woman. May cause sexual arrousal due to its perfection. Similar to that of Jennifer Lopez.
"you check out that new mountain dew on that chick"
"I would tap that new mountain dew any day"
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1) Missing a putt on the golf course, due mainly to the slower speed of the greens when playing very early in the morning.
2) Convincing your partner to get in a morning quickie.
1) Thief in the morning dew
Derek - "Wow, that was a slow putt...you really should have made that one."
Michael - "I know...I definitely got theifed in the morning dew."
2) Thief in the morning dew
Patrick - "Hey buddy, you're looking pretty happy today....did you theif one in the morning dew?"
Travis - "Ya man, it's the best way to start the day."
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when Mountain Dew is poured down someone's ass while in the act of sex, then the person who received the Mountain Dew shits inside the other persons mouth
He poured the Mountain Dew down Samantha's ass. Samantha then screamed and excitement and said, "Open up!" Next she shit isnide his mouth, Mountain Dew and all. This completed the Mountain Dew milkshake
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When you liberally apply honey (or another sweet substitute) in the rectal area, and wait near a bee hive during mating season, and waiting until sick bastards like austin get a kick out of being stung hundreds of times by bees, thus its street name being "The Tingler" Once stung you masterbate all over a honeycomb, thus suffocating and killing the remaining bees.
"Did you hear about austins tingler last night?"
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What you get after drinking a can of Mountain Dew without eating anything.
"Damnit, I downed two cans of Mountain Dew and didn't eat anything, now I've got the gut."
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Something junior (mtndewguy100) used to drink all the time back in the late 2000s (2009-2010)
Possibly linked to his iconic username of “Mtndewguy100”
In fact, junior made a “mtn dew code red” commercial featuring his kitty cat “Friggy” (winy) back in the early days
Though, junior does NOT drink mtn dew at all anymore, or code red, he also abstains from soda or sugared drinks in general and for good reason
Mtn dew code red is the OG drink of junior aka “mtndewguy100” ironically he doesn’t drink it EVER
Mtn dew code red > regular mtn dew
Nuff said
Also You can’t say that mtn dew code red isn’t a tasty drink, just saying
This word was created by Joel S. in the 21st century. Joel S. is the raddest rad person you shall ever meet.
1.) It means to buckle down and work.
2.) Dew = Experiances/lessons, and chew means to think and learn from them.
1.) I wish Ruth would stop being lazy and just chew her dew!
2.) After all I've been through, I've really learned to chew my dew.
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