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When somebody gets sexual pleasure from rubbing him/herself up a window or even making out with a window. This strange fetish is found sexual because the fact you can see yourself whilst doing things to the window. The fetish is helped by the window being warm and the friction with the heat can provide sexual pleasure and can even relate to an orgasm. This fetish is more commonly known for the men but females can try it to.
"My friend has a window fetish. He rubs himself up windows"
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Probably the trash operating system that came after windows 11, I'm surprised no one has defined this yet. Windows 11 is already ugly as hell
Wow! I downloaded windows 12 and the icons are 10 times more simplified. And there is 1 mile of space between the buttons
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The ability to poop in the amount of time it would normally take you to piss, so as not to alert guests or hosts as to what you’re truly doing. Making the Piss Window is most critical when dining out with friends, entertaining guests in your home, or visiting the home of another. Failure to make the Piss Window will usually result in bouts of awkwardness as you exit the bathroom, because everyone will know….you just took a shit.
Joe: Dude, 2 minutes and 14 seconds...you just barely made the Piss Window.
Sam: Tell me about it. It'd be pretty embarrassing if Julie found out I took a shit on our first date.
Joe: Too late, I just told her.
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Windows rot is a colloquialism encapsulating the belief that computers using various versions of the Microsoft Windows operating system suffer incremental and inevitable degradation of responsiveness and performance over time.
Windows users complain about having to reinstall their operating system when suffering Windows rot, because they are are unable or unwilling to invest in the time sink of many frivolous tasks necessary to maintain a healthy system.
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The length of time you wife/girlfriend is out shopping, getting hair done etc that you have to indulge in a bit of me time.
Right, thats the missus away out for an hour, lets get the porn stash out, i have a good 'Wank Window' to get the deed done
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A new version of Windows from Microsoft that looked good in development, and still looks good now. Unfortunately, that's the only improvement. The new Microsoft office that can come with some versions of Vista is terrible and difficult to use. It also oftentimes causes the computer to lag, a lot.
The last flaw I am going to point out (Although this is my majority-supported opinion) is that the security is so up tight that there is hardly anything you can run on Vista without the computer asking for permission to run it, even if it is something from Microsoft. If you want to ask me, stay with Windows XP.
Guy #1: I have good news and bad news.
Guy #2: What's the bad news?
Guy #1: I just got Windows Vista. It lags like crazy.
Guy #2: Sorry about that. So, what's the good news?
Guy #1: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
Guy #3: I didn't see THAT coming!
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The first time microsoft didn't make an os JUST LIKE the one before it but gave it a different name.
WOW Windows XP actuily IS different and it ALMOST works.
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