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This is usually referred to someone who is stuck up or arrogant.
"I wish Mike would get his ass off his shoulders and admit he was wrong for tea-baggin James while he was sleep!"
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Something you say to someone when they need to stop procrastinating and/or willfully ignoring problems around them that need to be solved. When someone is willfully slacking off, this is a great term to use.
When someone has their head in their ass, it means they're intentionally avoiding the subject of problems that need to be fixed, or they're intentionally making themselves ignorant of a problem. People do this because they think the problem may just disappear, but it never will, that's just life. You have to confront your troubles, not ignore them.
Mom: Jake, how's homework and school going?
Jake: I don't know I'm just taking a nap
Mom: It's 10PM, have you even started today's homework?!?
Jake: No mom it's fine
Mom: NO Jake, it's not fine, Pull your head out of your ass and get to work, or else you're gonna end up being a failure and a drug addict just like your disowned half brother!
Jake: FINE Mom!
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Someone who is extremely annoying and dominating.
He's not just in your face. He's up your ass and in your viscera.
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the impossible act implies that a person is not knowing what he or she is talking about...
you dont know what your talking about ,your sucking tomato juice up your ass!!
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The expression of which your ass is grass comes from if you hear this you better get out of town because you're likely to get shot hung or end up with your head on a stick
Idiot1: oh dude I am so dead
Idiot2: yep that's quite a bit of a fender bender there
- idiot1 gets home-
Idiot1's roommate: heard you my moped just want you to know ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Idiot1:* shit himself*
And that my assholes is how the term:
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Turned into: your ass is grass
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A phrase that is often used when insulting another person
With your... Looking ass
1. With your to old for the Mickey Mouse Club looking ass.
2. With your KFC brand cologne looking ass.
3. With your standing on the roller coaster looking ass.
4. With your more room for activities looking ass.
5. With your I've been stuck on this level for twenty days looking ass.
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A hard seventeen hand in a game of black jack. You want to hit it but you cant. also known as the mother in law hand
The dealer was showing a ten, and as usual the cards werent going my way. I was dealt an ace and a six, which made my hand a 7 or a 17, so I went by the rule always hit a soft 17 and I drew a 10, which put me right back at seventeen, which is just as helpful as your sisters ass, you want to hit it but you cant.
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