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A guy who nails Joe Notaman's mother.
I mean, like, uNF, uNF. Say my NAME, bitch, say my NAME!
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A sweet person who loves hamsters very much but is slowly going broke from spending all of their money on their pet hamster.
Person A: Have you met Joey the hamster girl yet?
Person B: Nah. She seems nice, though.
Person C: She's really great, but she's not going to have any money left if she keeps buying expensive things for her hamster.
A tiny rodent, which is a common pet. That is extremely fluffy and cute!
What type of hamster is this?
Oh he's a teddy bear hamster.
Go to your local pet store and get a hamster that is proportioned to you (or your partners) asshole. Get a tube and stick it up the subjects ass and have the hamster go secure into the rumpus. After the hamster is contently within the anus, then sit on an amp and play house music. For maximum hamster moves play David Guetta or DJ Tiesto.
Hey Dan, why are you sitting on that amp and when did you get such good moves? No reason Kyle, I just got the Mongolian Hamster Dance going on.
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Ever have a really rotten, grouchy day? A day where you tried to be positive and upbeat, but everything just really seems to irritate and annoy you? That is a dead hamster and trolls day!
Opposite of sunshine and rainbows
Opposite of lolipops and baby bunnies
Rain on your wedding day, meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beatiful wife, 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife, really wanting to hit the soccer moms that show up with thier bobs high heels and lipstick, DEAD HAMSTER AND TROLLS
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The kind of reasoning/thought process that never gets you anywhere.
I just can't figure out this boy/math/girl problem... LAWLZ MUST BE HAMSTER WHEEL LOGIC HAHA.
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