When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
When you cum in a girls nose and throw them down stairs
"hey babe wanna do the albanian noodle tonight?"
At a concert, this would be the hippie equivalent of a moshpit.
Did you see the 'noodle bowl' at last nights Phish concert? Zero fucks we're given, there was spinning, twirling, jamming, foot-stomping, and a whole lot of noodling going on.
1:A penis that is above average length but below average thickness.
2:A Penis that will not get hard from real girls due to over stimulation from porn.
Jake-Bro my dick is like 8 inches u jelly
Nath- dude length dosent mean anything if you don't have thickness, that's just a noddle doodle
The boys- Jake has a noodle doodle *chants*
A twacked out person whom has lost control of their bodily functions and flayles about in an inconsistent manner.
Person #1-Damn that fool is lit like a christmas tree.
Person #2-How can you tell?
Person #1-Look at how he is noodle grooving down the street.
Person #2-I cant belive i didnt see that myself.
a noodle sandwich with multiple extra fillings such as ham, cheese, burgers, onions, lettuce etc.
dude! that's one massive noodle manwich!
I'd like to order a noodle manwich with extra cheese
A floppy noodle that smells like poop.
Jonathon put his noodle Sanchez in another dude.