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full panda

To be really fucking baked to the point where your eyes are squinted and your face is in a permanent smile. Other characteristics include constant laughing, extreme munchies, and an inability to move.

Did you see Jonathan after he hit the GB? He went straight into full panda, it was fucking hilarious!

by cariboulou2013 December 8, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon Panda

A member of the female species, who likes to indulge in likeminded actions of a sexual nature, with other members. Usually of the larger variety. In other words fat.

Slim Jim : Wow i would love her to lick my lead.

Bill : Sorry mate, you picked a poon panda there, she is not into her bamboo.

by Mighty Ducks June 1, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


dirty panda

When you poo on a girl and smudge it around her eyes. You then put your penis in her mouth to simulate the bamboo

The girl looked like a panda after the dirty panda

by Steven Pandastuh June 26, 2007

115๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


ninja panda!

a ninja panda has the power to make you blow up on sight, even the strongest of opponents cannot resist, captain falcon,a slushie machine,chuck norris and shoop the whoop are all powerless all with one bamboo sword.
the bamboo sword is made from bamboo and
galaxy juice.
a discarded ninja panda tooth can summen mothra and godzilla.
a ninja pandas diet is
-oreos
-apple juice
-kitty intestines
-albatross blood
and nuclear bombs.
the ninja panda is found in only one spot and that is in the center of the universe but when found the ninja panda will destroy the universe then ride a trogdore to a new universe.
that is the ninja panda.



guy-OH MY GOD A NINJA PANDA! RUN FOR YOUR LI-*universe explodes*

by bryn knight August 23, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass panda

Somebody who is particularly annoying; a term to express extreme displeasure.

GAH, zack is being really pissy today... what an ass panda!

by alkaseltzer wash August 25, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


panda puppy

1. n. Taiwanese puppy whose hair has been dyed to match the markings on a panda, found on various websites and commonly used as an image icon.

That panda puppy is extremely cute!

by NYC October 17, 2004

38๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


giant panda

a derogative term used for FAT asians
although it is a rare site they do exist

"Kenta is a giant panda" said Sara

by kenta January 13, 2007

22๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž