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When a gentleman reaches the point of orgasm & screams, "UNLEASH THE WOMB WORMS!!!"
Marcie: Where did you and Jim go when you left the club last night?
Lisa: Oh, you know. He had me so hot I couldn't stop yawning the worm in his car.
Worm(s) on a String™ are colorful and fuzzy worms that are, as the name implies, attached to a string, meaning that the "player" can make the worm "dance" using a small piece of white cardboard at the other end of the string. They are amazing.
Gerome: I have over six dozen Worm on a String.
Peter: jesus christ
David hunched over the bench with stomach cramps, pulled down his pants, and expelled a foot-long germ worm all over the carpet.
Describes any person who inserts stories of their drunken misadventures into every converation and begins every story ." So I was like drunk and then ...." giving the listener the impression they are nearly always drunk and not much brighter than your average earth worm.
Did you hear about Dave? That bottle worm ran over his own dog last night pulling into the driveway.
Invention of this move is credited to Ty Tandcredi. First You begin by Pulling down your pants and spreading your butt cheeks as wide as possible. This will stretch your anus open and give a appearance of a red worm poking out to say hello. You then post up in a hidden area and wait for your unexpected friends to walk up and get a glance of the worm breaching the soil.
Ty surprised Matt Perry with the red worm last year and Matt had never been the same since
UwU worm is the hottest worm ever😩🔥🪱
Person 1: I'm UwU worm
Person 2: Omgggg your hot🔥🔥