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December 12 is when you can slap any girls ass for 12 minutes straight, and the girls can slap men’s nipples for 12 minutes straight too
Today, on December 12 i had slapped my mans nips
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National Sex and Kink day. Wither it's some rope or a collar or maybe some restraints today is your day. So let your hair down and get rough tonight. Your sure to have fun.
Are u celebrating tonight?
Ya I got this fuzzy collar it is December 12th afterall
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Used for dumb fucks to prepare for friday 13th
Joe : Hey you did april 12?
Garreth : Sorry , i dont have an extra chromosome
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The twelve of November is an awesome my birthday day. Why ya’ll gotta be so crazy about all the national holidays for my birthday??
Some person: Its national 👁👅👁👍
🪱 day!
Me: Did you forget my bir-
Them: Oop sorry gotta find some worms to lick since its 12 November
Me every birthday (usually): 😕🙃
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You see a camper, around the corner, holding a fully automatic shotgun, overpowered in every possible way, squatting there, waiting for its prey. This slutty bitch is hated by humanity. And now you're facing him in a head-to-head battle. You frown in despair.
Player A: Damn, that helpless motherfucker is spamming an aa-12 from 200 studs.
Player B: Pathetic.
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A great sci-fi film with psychological themes. Stars Bruce Willis and Brad Pitt.
If all you watch is 2 Fast 2 Furious or other "teen" movies...12 Monkeys isn't for you.
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