351

Smoking weed and having sex

(420-69=351)

Bro I did some serious 351 at Jessica’s house.

96👍 21👎

Sock

A tool used by many young men while masturbating to catch ejaculations and prevent a mess

Did you hear that Johny always has an extra sock on so he can jerk off on the go?

381👍 65👎

Evelyn

A snake

Evelyn shed her skin yesterday.

17👍 13👎

Theo

That friend who just genuinely does not give a fuck. Theos are fun to hang out with but never overdo it. Theos are good long term friends because he is loyal above all else.

Friend: Theo, did you hear the tea?

Theo: I don’t give a fuck what the tea is, bitch.

Friend: K. Wanna go to Subway?

Theo: Oui oui

1286👍 222👎

Trigonometry

Legal torcher

Bob failed trigonometry. But instead of retaking it, he killed him self.

137👍 8👎

Cut

Circumcised

About 33% of men have cut dicks.

181👍 65👎

Avery

A sad girl that’s really good at hiding it

Friend: Avery, are you sad?

Avery: Yes. I mean no.

39👍 10👎