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You ain't got to lie to kick it

When one exaggerates the truth or simply tells lies about themselves to be better impress, hang out, or date another person.

Person 1: Deceivingly tells someone else that they have a record deal inorder to impress Person 2.

Person 2: Knows that Person 1 is lying and tells them: You ain't got to lie to kick it with me

by Akwa Ibom April 11, 2009

148๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bitch I ain't Cho Chang

When some Gingerkid mistakes you for your best friend.

"Hello, Cho Chang, my name in Gin-ny Weas-ley."
"Bitch I ain't Cho Chang!"
"That's Lavender Brown, Racist Sister!"

by grangerdanger October 17, 2009

112๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Your mama ain't got no socks

A musical verse that lends itself to humorous variations, all built around the phrase "your mama."

Original:

Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off

Chrous:

A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong

Examples of variations:

Your mama ain't got no schlong
A ding-dong
If she did, that'd just be wrong
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no schlong
A-ding-dong
If she did, she wouldn't be your mom
(Chorus)

Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Smells worse than an old dead rat
A ding-dong
Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Can't believe your dad hits that
(Chorus)

by dude who wrote this entry August 28, 2010

37๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dark skin's ain't never fold

A person who never bitches out of anything.

I will do it cuz dark skin's ain't never fold cuhh

by Louwoppp April 13, 2019

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


You Ain't Got No Pancake Mix

a phrase usually used to annoy and stop preachers from spreading the word of god by saying everyone goes to hell. most often associated with the youtuber "Piscator11" when he first exclamed that a woman aint got no pancake mix

Preacher: You all going to hell!

Random civilian: You Ain't Got No Pancake Mix!

Preacher: What the heeeee-ated place down under

by YAGNPM June 26, 2010

60๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


I ain't here to fuck spiders

A sarcastic term used by Australians as reply to a question with an obvious answer.

Your mum's friend: What are you doing in Woolies? Grocery shopping?
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!

by lemonfresh November 28, 2016

17๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Aye Man I ain't Mean It

When you say something to an individual that would come off offensive and he or she could clearly kick your ass you pull back and apologize

George: *walks over to Henry and ask for the time*

Henry: *waits till George turns around after recieving no respons, Henry then proceeds to say*... "Time for you to get a watch"

George: *Snaps back around, fist clenched*

Henry: *horrified* "Aye Man I ain't Mean It"

by IDGAF1234 January 29, 2012