barefoot skunk is a phrase so offense and obscure that legally we cannot reveal its meaning.
-“Hey AJ I was kidding about telling my mom about barefoot skunk”
-“Are you sure, it seemed pretty real to me”
-“No I am serious, I did not. You got pranked”
Skunk bush is when one desires to add some spicy activity in their pubic life, so they bleach a white strip in the center of their bush.
Josh: Yo, did you hear Will's got that Skunk Bush?
Austin: Yeah, dude. It's so cool!
After a night of raucous, dirty sex, the bed stinks the next day like a skunk had been in there.
After five days of sex and orgies at a swingers slub, the smell of bed skunk was terrible.
Slang term used when describing the smell of marijuana wafting through the air in a parking structure in an urban area.
"Dang! It's only 8 am on a Monday and someones smoking that Urban Skunk"
"Oh shit, whats that smell?" "I can't be sure but I think Urban Skunk."
Noun - An inhabitant of the inner city who urinates and defecates on himself in order to deter attack or close physical contact, particularly with law enforcement.
I told my new partner Mike "Don't bother that bum, he's an urban skunk and he'll crap himself if you get too close." Mike didn't listen and now he's washing his boots with disinfectant.
When a homeless guy has a friend he rolls with and they both stink
Skunk buddy's board the bus........passenger 1:damn you guys stink...... Passenger 2:vomits....... Passenger 3 : fucking hell smells like a rat done a shit.......passenger 4 leaves bus heaving..... Skunk buddy 1 says:good we have the whole bus to ourself let's sleep
1. What you say when you're just really really gosh darn mad!
2. WHat you say when you lose your marbles!
Aiden: My mom took my hecking PS5! What the skunk?!
Markus: That butthead better give it back to you if she knows what the skunk is good for her!
Garrett: What the SKUNK, Markus?! Don't disrespect women!