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A game of chicken; two people try to make the other player back out by creating an awkward situation between them.
She beat me in awkward chicken by stroking my inner thigh; it got too weird.
After saying farewell to someone and getting into vehicle and not moving immediatly , so the person just looks at you without talking. Even worse when the window is down.
Jim: i said goodbye to mandy and my mum didnt drive off straight away and the window was down!
James: Thats SERIOUS curb awkwardness
The water you drink whenever you're witnessing an awkward situation
*Give a round of applause for Susie, our freshman candidate for next years sophomore council!*
Hey g-guys hows it going?? *voicecrack* ahem, um...
*drinks awkward water*
When two fully naked people proceed to have sex with each other while two people who are fully clothed are directly below and on top of them, acting as the bread.
I was finally able to convince my friends to be the bread in my girlfriend and I's awkward sandwich.
My dick accidentally hit the bottom bread's face while we were 69-ing in our awkward sandwich.
when a person goes in to hug you, and you don't feel comfortable, so you flail your arms and legs and make the moment more awkward.
2 arms + 2 legs + 2 arms + 2 legs = 8 limbs! Thus the octopus
Jimmy tried to hug me today, so I gave him an awkward octopus!
Phrase used to describe a social situation that is especially uncomfortable and strange. Often used to exasperate the situation for added personal humor, or in casual conversation for acquisition of lolz.
I have to go to the bathroom, I have explosive diarrhea and... Well THIS is awkward and crumbly!"
The act of achieving and erection at the most inconvenient of times and for no apparent reason
Sitting in the classroom the teacher shouted over to timmy
Teacher: " Timmy come and write the answer on the board"
Timmy began sweating nervously as he had case of the awkward stiffie