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This is bacon which is hidden from normal usage such that, in the event of a bad day, a party, or a zombie apocalypse, it is readily available to save the day and improve morale. Usually this is kept in a separate freezer apart from the one in your kitchen. It can also be hidden in the main freezer using grocery bags, or by hiding down at the bottom where it is hard to reach. The end goal is that the bacon is hidden and forgotten from normal usage but, when you really need it, you remember it is there and can still have bacon.
This also can lead to having to double up on grocery purchases of bacon to replenish your normal supply, plus the emergency bacon ration.
"Oh man, I've had a rough day at work, and just need some bacon to cheer me up."
"But we're out, we used up our bacon on Saturday with a big breakfast, and I haven't had time to grocery shop".
"Wait! We still have the emergency bacon, let's open that up!"
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1. A sailing boat with pink or purple sails.
2. The elongated and often irregular fleshy lobes that hang from either side of the undercrackers of the oversexed female Homo sapiens.
In context (On a windy day)- "Jade, I can see your bacon sails!"
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(noun) A day when cops are out in force ticketing taking advantage of a location where they know of some common ticket-able activity will take place such as speeding or moving violations.
I'm going out to grab some food at mall.
Careful getting there man, I've been by there earlier, looks like a bacon fundraiser is going on today, cops were pulling over guys when I went by 3 times.
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The stretch of Tierra Rejada road between Mountain meadows and Rite aid in Moorpark, Ca on which police hide either on side streets or in plain sight and prey on unsuspecting motorists.
"You can do 65 down Bacon alley as long as you slow down at each street crossing."
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Bacon Flossing is when a woman has no sexual partner, and in order to satisfy her sexual desires, resorts to wiping around her vagina with a rasher of bacon(in a towel round your arse crack stylee) to entice her dog to lick around it.
she's a nice enough girl, but a bit of a bacon flosser!
she never has a boyfriend that one, always on her own except for her german shepherd, I reckon she's bacon flossing every night!
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The circle of flesh that makes up the (anus)
bacon ring, mmmmmmmmmmmm
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When your balls are sweaty and slimy and stuck to your legs like a piece of raw bacon.
Man, its so humid and I really need a shower! I got a bad case of bacon balls.
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